Recently one among our number had the incident of having a man's pony tail go into her mouth. This incident was very closely followed by a sudden and negligible illness leaving her feeling peakish and dreadful.
"The hair kind of brushed into my mouth", she recanted recently. "It wasn't like a pony tail going into my mouth" she piped up, miming.
"He was dancing, so it was swinging".
Cause and causality are two related yet equally important topics that we here at Speed Eagle hold dear, as they are the very mortar that stops the bricks of western thought from sliding off each other, and with them the highly rickety ediface of enlightenment kultur.
In order to plot the dimensions of these claims we have outputted this informative info-grafik. The results are therefore right in front of your face, and all further conversation is as a result: impotent and hollow.
1 comments:
I think you've got it the wrong way around. The graph clearly shows that as sickness increases, so does the occurrence of pony-tails.
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