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Sunday, February 14, 2010

Some thoughts on coffee

Coffee. It's delicious, and without it; instantaneous death.

But some people aren't drinking coffee - they are drinking milk, sugar, water, or perhaps even flavoured syrup.

To cut a long story short, you really need to go now and fill your mouth with coffee beans and just chew on them and crunch them up with your teeth. You knew where this was heading and that is the inevitable conclusion of this article.

2 comments:

Unknown said...

I'm very confused by your diagram. You seem to be missing the key organ of the coffee bean, the caffeine sac. I believe it is connected to the stalk and worms it's way through the parchment and hangs off the silverskin like a limpet.

Deed Beagle said...

Dearest Daniel

Thank you for your communication dated February 19, 2010 6:41 PM.
The bean in question does not have any caffeine sacs because it is a girl.

Love and light
Speed Eagle Exilarchs

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